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My name is Matt.

matt angry! This is a place for me to say silly things that would get me funny looks in person.

I have two weekly radio shows.
One for music.
One for silly talk.

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Aug
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$10.24 - Milk = $4.82?!? I’m sorry, but having a barista dump a small bit of milk into a drink is not worth $5.42!

I’m so glad I don’t drink coffee, because I really don’t want any of my money going to people who get indignant because they can’t rip me off.

How do these places stay in business?
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Aug
16th
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Feist sings “1..2..3..4” and it’s wonderful.
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Aug
15th
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More than a little disturbing, the Sheriff’s office in Denver has built detention cages for the DNC convention.

Can’t we do better than that?
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Aug
13th
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I got a similar message today and… I decided to have a conversation. I hope that wasn’t a big mistake.
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Aug
11th
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An amusing look at McCain’s potential VP pick by Alliance for a Better Minnesota
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Aug
8th
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Tell Tom Latham that conservation and renewable energy sources are the future, and not crazy plans to drill offshore that will cause no actual reduction in gas prices. The whole offshore drilling plan is nothing but a monkey wrench on the path to real energy independence, and a trap to pull Democrats into wasting time debating a plan that will yield no results.

Why,…
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Aug
7th
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Ohhhh… Johnnnn.
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Aug
2nd
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I’m just going to put out a standing offer right now… if Cookie Monster ever asks me, I’ll be glad to ghost write his autobiography, titled “The Audacity of Cookie.”
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Jul
25th
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The article is fine, but the real gem is this quote:

“‘I am again deeply disappointed that Senator Obama would not recognize the fact that the surge has succeeded,’ McCain said in typical, now-daily comments before the refrigerated case of cheese in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.”

I really hope that McCain is actually giving daily briefings in…
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Jul
24th
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This seriously blows my mind. So beautiful.
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This makes me laugh a lot. My new fave site.
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Jul
17th
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This is obviously a tragedy, but couldn’t they have picked a better headline or better quotes than this:

“He loved operating that stuff and moving dirt,” Upton said. “We figure he’s building roads in heaven or making terraces.”
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Jul
10th
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Jul
3rd
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A video made by one of my new co-workers. With GLOWSTICKS!
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Jun
30th
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A game where you get to virtually pee. My mind is blown again today.
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